Today I was at Chik-Fil-A when I heard a whining sound. I look up, and it’s a baby girl that had to be under two, and it was apparent she was directing the shots.

Her dad tried to put fries up to her, she parried his hand as if she were a master swordsman. He tried again…she slapped it away and then gave him a look almost as if to say, “you have one mor…